To Arsene, with love
Sunday, January 24, 2010 at 8:30PM With the transfer deadline for the premier league fast approaching and Arsenal still without an added striker to take them to the promised land I thought it was time to give Mr. Wenger another email to impress upon him my virtues as a striker. This time I thought I would send along some game footage to get my point across and allow him to see my true skill, and scoring abilities.
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From: flinder boyd <lildozen@gmail.com>
Date: Sun, Jan 24, 2010 at 8:24 PM
Subject: Striker!!
To: communications@arsenal.co.uk
Dear Communications Department,
Please pass this email to Mr. Wenger. He is awaiting my game footage for a potential trial at your club.
I wrote last week regarding the opening for the position of 'striker.' After watching the match today and seeing Arsenal lose to a team called 'Stoke City,' clearly my talents could have come in good usage.
I've enclosed some recent match footage and highlights. (Including an incredible 6 goal performance!!)
I'm available at your earliest convenience for an interview and a trial. I've also talked to my 'agent' and we've agreed to lower my transfer fee request to £9.50, and 2 tickets to the Fulham match.
Please pass the enclosed link with my match tape to Arsene, he is patiently waiting for it.
Sincerely yours,
Flinder Boyd
Special Thanks to camerawoman melissa, and my two little arsenal homies...go gunners!
Reader Comments (5)
lol, now THAT is what i call skill...
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LMAO, wow that 4th goal was incredible...I believe I saw Ronaldhino do that once, but his execution was sub-par.
hahaha... wow what skill!!! i can only give you credit for 5 goals you looked offsides on the 4th goal
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